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JANDA ORANG ASLI MUALAF YANG VOGUE

 Hai slmt tghari. I didn't know that she is an Orang Asli, not a Malay girl. She was married once and is now divorced. No kids. A few months ago, she got engaged to a local Malay guy. Unfortunately, her fiancΓ© was involved in a motorcycle accident and passed away. They were supposed to be married in September this year. She has a tattoo on her left hand — her name with a red rose. Looks nice. Reminds me of my ex - nurse tetek besar. But cik E's tetek is not big. ;) "π‘ˆ 𝑑𝑓 π‘Ÿπ‘šXX π‘˜π‘Žπ‘‘ 𝑠𝑦𝑔 π‘π‘™β„Ž π‘₯πŸ₯Ή π‘₯ π‘π‘˜π‘’π‘ 𝑀𝑒𝑑 π‘›π‘˜ 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑖 π‘π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘Žπ‘›π‘” ..𝑛𝑛𝑑𝑖 π‘”π‘Žπ‘—π‘– 𝑠𝑦𝑔 π‘π‘Žπ‘¦π‘Žπ‘Ÿ π‘π‘™π‘–π‘˜ π‘π‘™β„Ž ??"

CIK ANI NOT CIK AIN HAVING BALL PASTA

Hai selamat malam. Keliru dengan cik Ani dgn cik Ain. Rupanya cik Ain yg dh kasi nombor wasap tapi tidak dibalas. Cik Ani dari Batam (asli Medan) punya 3 anak, masih krisis dgn suami. Skrg cik Ani kerja di warung ZnA, sama dgn anak perempuannya. 2 lagi anak tinggal di Batam sama ibu. "aku takut la bang, sebab abg ade bini aku trauma," "dulu pernah juga nk jumpa ama orang tapi dia ade bini," "terus bini dia datang tau tabrak aku," "bodoh nya lagi itu laki2 bagitau pulak aku ddk mana," "so aku masih trauma bang, sorry ya,"

WITH CIK R DISCUSSING NEW OPPORTUNITY

 Hai selamat malam. Cik R is not a janda. She's still not married yet. Meeting at resto MJ discussing about new job opportunity for me. With current toxic working environment, I might accept the job offer. "But the contract only for 3 months,"

CIK INA KALINA A FRESHLY WIDOWER

 Hai selamat malam. Aku mula2 chatting dgn cik K ini pada 23/4/25, lebih sebulan yg lalu. Aku ajak kuar ngeteh pada petang hari yg sama, mula2 dia kata boleh, tp kemudian dia tak jadi. Okay lah. Beberapa hari lepas, aku sapa dan ajak dia kuar lagi. Dia kata ok, rabu malam ini. Ada 3 anak - dari 6 hingga 13 tahun. Suami baru meninggal beberapa bulan lepas akibat paru2 berair. Curiosity kills the cat. She's been in this country for 15 years already. For her passport issue, she has a marriage visa.  "Tak perlu cop passport every year, just fill up the form at the immigration office," she said in fluent english. 

CIK INA IS GETTING SICK

 Hai selamat pagi. Cik Ina patut jumpa di negeri jajahan bawah bayu masa raya haji. Tapi spt biasa, whatsapp tak bjawab lama.  "Saya tiba2 sakit belakang," she replied yesterday. Then kept quiet for a few days again.  Today early morning at 5.18am suddenly she messaged with her warded pic (no face) ,  "Saya serangan jantung nak jawab cam na,"  "Ni baru sedar,"  "Mungkin orng lain yg balas wsup," 

CONFUSE WITH A WIDOWER, CIK KAL

 Hai selamat malam. Cik Kal yg tinggal di pekan P dikenali lebih 2 bulan. Mula2 aku ingatkan dia Indon. Tapi lama2 dia tak suka ckp Indon. "Indo bukan Indon," "Ckp je la melayu," "Soon jdi malaysia," Bila aku tanya pasal pacarnya dan bila mahu menikah, tiba2 dia meroyan. Dia kata dia pnh kawen dgn org Malaysia tapi dh meninggal. Innalillahi.

CIK PUAN N PUNYA ANAK 3

 Hai selamat Tengahari. Cik Puan N di bandar M. Janda anak 3. Kerja di kedai tomyam tapi bukan tukang masak. Manakala pagi pula kerja memasak untuk banduan2 penjara.  "xyah nak selfie sgt,"  Kes cerai baru sahaja selesai bulan Februari. "Hujung bulan 4 aritu habis eddah,"