SIRI BERCAKAP DENGAN JANDA: 3 JANDAs

 Hai selamat malam.

Hari ini jumpa 3 janda.

Janda 1: NA, dua kali jadi janda. Jumpa kat kedai mamak Rest2 jam 10am. Ngeteh teh kosong panas dan ngobrol2 hampir 3 jam.  Guru mengajar ngaji online, masih dibelenggu bangkrap, tinggal di rumah sewa. Tabah menghadapi ujian dari Allah.

Janda 2: Oops, ILA bukan janda. Cuma suami abaikan tanggungjwb sbb ada betina lain, katanya. Ini adalah pertemuan kedua. Jumpa kat Metro Plaza jam 2pm, tapi sbb masih bersama2 teman sekilang, jd jumpa jam 3pm.

Janda 3: LIYAA di daerah B. Pernah berkahwin 2 kali dan bercerai. Jualan sosej bakar di pasar malam. Ini adalah pertemuan yg kedua kami.

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